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Tuesday, September 9, 2025

Fun Fun Fun Funicular Away Part II: Tbilisi Fun

The city view at the end of the funicular ride

Tbilisi is one of the world's cities with a funicular. Which means, of course, I have to go for a ride.

The funicular station was a little more than a one-mile walk from my hotel. Uphill. Funiculars, being on steep inclines, tend not to be found in the flatlands, although it was a flat walk to the Baku funicular. This was not a flat walk.

The number 120 there means that it is the age of the Tbilisi funicular. It started operations in 1905, which is, I believe, coincidentally, the year of the founding of Las Vegas. Eventual year 1905.

And though the funicular is 120 years old, these are not 120-year-old cars. These are very modern, but not too much so.

There actually was a funicular driver in the vehicle. I'm not sure how much actual driving was required. But I have rode in more than a few driverless funiculars.

I do prefer the traditional driver-ed funiculars.

This is a two-stop funicular, which means there was an intermediate stop halfway up the hillside. The first stop was the Mtatsminda Pantheon, a final residence from many prominent national heroes and artists. I almost typed "of the past," but given the fact that everyone residing in a cemetery or mausoleum is "of the past" -- we do not inter the living -- at least not yet -- so I edited out the "of the past" as a repetitive redundancy. Mtatsminda Pantheon:

At the summit, right next door to the upper funicular station, was the terminus for the cable car line that started near the Rustaveli Metro Station. In Tbilisi, they also call "cable cars" ropeways.


I first saw the word "ropeway" and envisioned one of the awful nightmarish rope bridges that swing wildly over ravines where with each step you risk plunging 10,000 feet below into the bottom of gorge. This is not that kind of ropeway. I would be willing to ride this sort of ropeway. If there had been no funicular to or from Mtatsminda Park.

Here is a view of the ropeway line:


Mtatsminda Park is an amusement park with carnival games and old-fashioned rides such as bumper cars (which were not operational at the time I was at the park) or one of those rides where people sitting on swings go round and round in circles and somehow the rapid speed of the circling is supposed to make it better,

The park also had what I am guessing was a single-service ride 


It's an elephant with a big red basket on its back. What child would not want to take a ride in one of these. Looks much more fun that swings going in circles at a fast speed.

There also was a ferris wheel, although it was more like one of those giant ferris wheels that all the cities have nowadays/


I'm not criticizing this one because it's where ferris wheels should be. In an amusement park. It's not in some tourist zone where amusements are otherwise not found. This is the rare giant ferris wheel that is properly sited. I'm still not going to ride it. I don't do things that just go round in circles.

And this is an interesting ride. Or should I say: rides.


Lined up right to each other are personal transportation vehicles. Two small cars for children to ride in. Two electric four-wheel scooters for the senior circuit. I have not seen any grotesquely overweight people here in Tbilisi (yet), so those are not the target demographic for these particular mobility scooters.

The personal transportation vehicle rental kiosk is near the upper funicular station and the upper ropeway station. And that means that my visit to Mtatsminda Park was coming to its conclusion and it was time to descend.


This was a particularly impressive funicular. Steep and longer than many.

And a clear roof so you don't miss any sights overhead.


Back to the lower part of town and for the walk back to my hotel to rest my bones.


The walk back was a bit easier, being downhill all the way.

Free Walking Tour of Tbilisi: It Went Into Overtime

St. George high atop a pillar in Liberty Square in Tbilisi
  
The first full day in Tbilisi and that means: time to take a free walking tour of the city.

The designated meeting spot for starting the tour was the Rustaveli Metro Station.  Tbilisi has a small metro system, but it generally skirts the Old City -- they did not have underground subways in the Middle Ages -- so I did not take the metro to the metro station,  I hoofed it.


When I stepped out the front door of my hotel for the mile and a half walk, the street outside looked deceptively quiet.  The Old City section of Tbilisi is not quiet at all.  It is territory that has been annexed by the international tourist horde.  This is the calm before the tourist storm.

Across from the Rustaveli Metro Station is the most attractive looking McDonald's I think I've ever seen:


It was purpose-built to be a McDonald's. It was not a cool looking old building that was repurposed into a Mickey D's. According to Giorgi, the tour guide on this walking tour, McDonald's itself considers this to be the best-looking McDonald's. Still not enough to make me want to eat there.

And this is Mr. Shota Rustaveli.


Who is Mr. Rustaveli?  The man from this statue.  Also, the man for him the street was named for which the metro station was named. He's also a famous Georgian poet.


Behind Shota Rustaveli The Statue is the Georgian National Academy of Sciences.  It's where science is happening in Georgia, I presume.

And this is an olive tree.  In the middle of a major thoroughfare.


It was a gift to Georgia and Tbilisi from the people of Israel. Which is why is there, in the middle of a busy street.

This is another important building:


I believe that it was involved in government revenue collection, making it the Georgian equivalent of the IRS.

And this is the cable car (lower) station.  There are several cable car lines in Tbilisi.  This one goes to Mtatsminda Park, which also is the upper destination for the (foreshadow) Tbilisi funicular.
 

In the foreground in front of the cable car station is our tour guide, Giorgi, who, by the way, did an excellent job/

This is a private residence on Shota Rustaveli Avenue. It is right next to the cable car line.


If and when you enlarge that picture, you will see an actual cable car car right next to the house. I don't think I would want to live in a house that has a cable car passing by that close for about 12 hours or so each day, no matter how otherwise convenient the location may be. But that might just be me.

And this is a building in a Moorish style because why not?


It is the Opera and Ballet Theater of Tbilisi. You would think an Opera and Ballet Theater would spell "theater" with the more pretentious "-re" ending rather than "-er." But you would be wrong. Georgia the Country is humble that way.

This is the Ilia Chavchavadze and Akaki Tsereteli Statue:


These two men were very prominent in the founding of the independent Republic of Georgia in that brief period of time between the fall of the Russian Czar and the rise of the Soviet Union. 

The is the Georgia National Museum:


I enjoy visiting national museums in national capitals. It's supposed to rain on Thursday and when it rains when you are traveling, that makes for an excellent museum day. So Thursday, it looks like.

This is the rest of our tour group, sans me, outside the Parliament Building.


And this is Liberty Square, a.k.a. Freedom Square.

 
In the center of the circular square is St. George atop a pillar. Not a dragon in sight. St. George may be the patron saint of the nation of Georgia, but he is not the namesake. Shocking, right? The name "Georgia" is an Americanization of the Persian word for "wolf." Georgians don't call their country Georgia when speaking in the Georgian language. They call it Sakartvelo. Finland to the Finns is called Suomi. Germany to the Germans is called Deutschland. And Georgia to the Georgians is called Sakartvelo because that's the way they like it.

Having walked south from the Rustaveli Metro Station to Liberty Square, we cross an invisible line separating the bustling downtown from the Old City. Liberty Square is the point of delineation.


This a photo of the old city walls in the process of excavation.

I believe I took this photo because the restaurant in it is very highly recommended by the tour guide.


Unfortunately, the name of the restaurant is cut off at the top of picture. Fortunately, for some reason, I remember the restaurant name: Muse.

And here is something you don't see everyday.


A cat with a QR code.

This is a more traditional cat, without a QR code:


It does have a balcony, however.

This is the Clock Tower:


The clock puts on a show twice a day, at 12 noon and at 7:00 p.m. The nooner draws the bigger crowd, so 7 o'clock it is.

Here is our guide pointing about the very small clock that is part of the structure (in addition to the large clock at the top of the tower:


Let's go in for a closer look, shall we:


It's in the golden ring.

Church doors:


Sleeping dog to the left of the church doors:


Sleeping dog to the right:


As I said yesterday, Tbilisi is a Dog Town.

And we walk near the Bridge of Peace but walking on the bridge is not part of the tour.


We only got two hours! We can't see and do everything! Even with the tour running into overtime.

Here is a statue of a man drinking alcohol from a horn:


The tour guide, Giorgi, for the record, at no time drank from a horn on this walking tour.

And here is the cable car that goes over the Old City.


This is a different cable car from the one closer to the Rustaveli Metro Station, which goes to Mtatsminda Park.

Orthodox Church. 


I believe it is the Metekhi Church of the Nativity of the Mother of God, if I have my placement on Google Maps correct.

And now we arrive in the Bath House District.


Tbilisi is known for its medicinal sulfur baths.


The name of the city actually means "Place of Warmth," a reference to hot waters.

Most of the "bath houses" consist of private bathing rooms, with small pool of sulfur-scented hot water and other amenities such as a dry sauna. Rent for these can be steep as they are priced for tourists. But you get privacy.  The No. 5, that's its name, is the only one offering public, but gender-segregated, bathing in the sulfur water.



The blue bath house is the most opulent and upscale of them all:


This is the Orbeliani Baths.

This is a monument to the founding of Tbilisi.


The founding myth is that the King. This king:


The King was out hunting game with his falcons when one of them (and the game being chased) fell into a pool of water and, when they were fished out, the animals had cooked to a deliciousness that can only be found when the meat is boiled in sulfur water. So the King decided that this place of sulfur-stinking cooked falcon meat would make a great capital city. And thus Tbilisi was born.

You buy it?


Finally, right in the Bath House district, is a bust of Heydar Aliyev, the founder of the modern state of Azerbaijan. Georgia and Azerbaijan have friendly relations because Georgia gets along with everyone. Except for Putin's Russia. I guess Mr. Aliyev must have liked a good soak in the sulfur waters, so they placed him the Bath House District.


And that ends the Free Walking Tour of Tbilisi. Tip your guide and tip him well because (a) he did a great job, (b) he only gets paid in tips and this was a small group he was guiding, and (c) he went overtime by about a half hour and did not sacrifice any tour destinations that I could tell. Five stars.