Phot-o' the Day: Viewing Dali's Soft Self Portrait with Grilled Bacon, Figueres, Spain

Everything better with bacon, no? So why not a self-portrait?

This is from inside the Dalí Theatre and Museum in Figueres, Spain, birthplace of the surrealist Salvador Dalí. These tourists are pondering Dalí's "Soft Self Portrait with Grilled Bacon." Why the bacon? If you have to ask, then you do not understand surrealism.

Same scene in living color:

Visited Figueres and its Dalí Theatre and Museum September 2015. Dalí, of course, was the reason for visiting Figueres.

The Dali Jewels

And what better way to finish a Dali tour than to see the Dali jewels.  Later in his career, Dali took to designing intricate jewelry based on images from his artwork.

The jewelry is housed in the same Teatro Dali as the rest of his art.  Separate entrance.  Separate admission price.  Well worth the extra few euro to see,

Even the schematics for the design were interesting to see,

Some of the pieces were not necessarily for wearing.

Although I guess you could wear the jeweled spider as a sort of headpiece.

This is a corset ring.  It might hurt to wear.

Let's have a closer look.

This one reminded me of the World Cup trophy.

My three favorite pieces were these.

#3.  The melted timepiece.  A Dali classic.

#2.  The heart.  Because it does this:

I do hope it plays.  I've never uploaded a video before.

And finally ...

#1.  The eye.  Signed by Dali.  With the red jewel "blood spot" at the far left.  Beautiful.

My Descent into Surrealism

I am typing live from Figueres, Spain.  Why am I in Figueres?  There is only one reason to visit Figueres:  the Teatro Dali.  The world's preeminent Salvador Dali museum.

Figueres is a beautiful little city.

That's the central plaza along La Rambla, the main street through town.  But there is only one reason to visit.

Sal.  That is him in the lobby of the Hotel Duran where I am staying.

The reason to visit is Teatro Dali.  It is a local theater that Dali himself converted here in his birth town into his museum.  If you have to ask why there are giant eggs on the roof, then you don't understand surrealism.  (There also is an excellent Salvador Dali museum in St. Petersburg, Florida.  Yes.  Seriously.  St. Petersburg, Florida.)

There was a long line to get in.  And, when you finally got in, it was packed.

I don't think I've ever been in a museum that so crowded.

Fleets of tour buses drop passengers off to tour the museum.  I'm guessing these are day trips up from Barcelona.  But the collection was well worth fighting the crowds to see.

Port Alguer

Such as this.  Dali's "Port Alguer."  This is from his early period when he was doing art that looked like what other people were doing as art.  But that's not what you picture when you think of Salvador Dali, do you?  You picture this.

Soft Self Portrait with Grilled Bacon

Or this.

Or even this.

But there is lots to see at Figueres's Teatro Dali, so let's have a look.

I'm not going to spend a lot of time commenting on the art we're seeing because it's surrealism (for the most part) and there's no explaining.

Othello Dreaming of Venice

I am not being facetious when I say my favorite thing about the above work is the lamp.  Look at it.

It's a small woman with light bulbs for hand.  And the arms are adjustable so you can direct the light.  I want one.  And it's probably the most affordable "art" in all the museum.

Soft Self Portrait with Grilled Bacon

Everybody admires "Soft Self Portrait with Bacon"

This one is so surrealistic that it has human legs.

Oh wait.  Those are my legs reflected in the glass.

 As I said, the crowd was thick.

Cool frame.

You could go up to a viewing platform and see this one through a lens that made it look more face-like, but there was a long line.  And it looked sufficiently face-like as is.

The sculpted model and one of the paintings done from it.

The selfie in front of the sculpted model and one of the paintings done from it.

Mona Lisa with a Dali mustache, because why not?

This was on the ceiling of one of the rooms.  I'm guessing Dali's take on the Sistine Chapel?  Next is Dali's Imperial Violets, dark because it was done on the eve of World War II.

I can't do better than the museum's description:

Olé

One thing I loved about the above, which made me "LOL" in the true sense of that phrase, was the title card.  The titles of all works are listed beside each painting in four languages:  Catalan, Spanish, English and French.   This one was titled, as you can see, "Olé".

In every language!  This was in one of my favorite rooms in the museum, the area devoted to Dali's study of the works of Velazquez, particularly Velazquez's masterpiece "La Infanta Margarita of Austria."

Not too far removed.  Not too surrealistic.

Stepping farther away.

OK.  Now this is surrealism.  La Infanta Margarita with her head replaced by a giant pearl.

Dali himself was here.

Yes, he is buried in a crypt in the museum.

The Dali jewels collection was in a separate part of the museum requiring separate admission.  Which I paid.  But that will be for another post.  This one is already too long.